Ideas

These aren't necessarily my original ideas, just a place to park things that might be cool or we need to see more of.

-- tattoo of a Rorschach test: great pickup potential, only gets better with age

-- "there's 3 kindsa people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't"

-- a quilt made out of panties

-- I gotta "mule it over"

-- guitar pickups that look like swiss army knives

-- Restaurant placemats are crossword puzzles

-- Seat covers for girls bikes of famous hunks

-- A coffee table with family pics under glass or shellac

-- Ivy as a solution to graffiti

-- "The Weather Is Here - Wish You Were Beautiful!"

-- "what in carnation instant breakfast?!" (goes nicely with "Judas H Priest!")

-- skeet golf: 2 vs. 2, one drives the golf ball, the other shoots it. best out of 20 wins the round, best out of 5 rounds wins the match. every round, the teammates have to switch between who shoots and who drives.

-- a watch with a speedometer for the clockface (why is this so hard to find?)

-- A reading lamp made from a mic stand and hollowed out mic

-- bathroom doors with colored indicators (indicators of color) that tell you if someone's in there: when the door is locked, the color shows red, when unlocked, green.

-- classical or oldies playing in public restrooms, or classical playing everywhere for that matter.

-- a washing machine that's also the dryer (why is this not standard?!)

-- elevator buttons that place highest priority on whoever pushes the button fastest (like video games) also see horror/drama movies